Patches

Woven and embroidered iron-on patches to amaze your friends and shame your enemies.
23 products
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A black and white woven patch of a snail carrying a bindle. Behind him is the text "The Roving House".
The Roving House Snail Patch
(1)
$5.00
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An embroidered patch in the shape of a classic salt shaker, featuring white glitter "salt" and text that reads "DIE MAD".
"Die Mad" Salt Shaker Patch
(1)
$8.00
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A small woven patch in the shape of a candy corn, with text that reads "FIGHT ME".
Fight Me Candy Corn Patch
(3)
$4.50
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A large woven patch of a black femme mermaid with purple hair. She has a tattoo on her fish-butt that says "DIE MAD".
Nerissa XL Back Patch
(3)
$25.00
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A bright woven patch featuring the bust of a topless, blue haired woman wearing green dollar sign pasties. Below her is a banner that says "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY".
“Blue” Patch
(2)
$8.00
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An embroidered patch featuring a red circle and slash over a pyramid, which reads "MLM".
"No MLMs" Patch
(1)
$8.00
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An iron-on embroidered patch. featuring artwork of a snail carrying a bindle as he crawls over a trio of fly agaric mushrooms.
Agaric Adventures XL Patch
(0)
$19.00
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A woven patch, featuring artwork of a snail carrying a bindle as he crawls over a trio of fly agaric mushrooms.
Agaric Adventures Patch
(1)
$8.00
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An embroidered iron-on patch in the shape of a moth, whose wing markings contain the text "GIVE ME YOUR LAMP".
"Give Me Your Lamp" Moth Patch
(0)
$8.00
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3" woven iron-on patch of a large nude woman on the phone yelling "give me your money".
GMY$ Hotline Betty Iron-on Patch
(0)
$8.00
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An embroidered patch of a cat skull with a red rose in its eye socket.
Cat Skull Patch
(2)
$8.00
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A soft embroidered patch in the shape of a human brain. Upon closer inspection, the lines of the brain resemble a sleeping cat.
Cat Brain Patch
(0)
$8.00
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A small, fuzzy embroidered patch of a white and gold moth.
Baby Moth Patch
(0)
$6.00
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An embroidered patch of a curvy butt in mom jeans, with the banner "MOM CULT".
Mom Cult Patch
(2)
$8.00
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A small embroidered patch of the colorful polyphemus moth.
Polyphemus Moth Patch
(0)
$8.00